Black Valentine vs. The Terrible Tacklers (Tom's Humans) Match report

[Dark Wolf]

lets give the Human side of the story:

After weeks and weeks on Holiday the team came back from the long trip to Cornwall but the excuse for what was to come was. They had no time to practice. The two sides set up on the pitch. The captain Cocky Craig the one which had been named a pro by the massive crowd of the last game against Skaven readied his team. The ball was kicked and was picked up by Bond the more accurate of the two throwers. He threw it too the catcher speedy who some how caught it even with the crowd of skaven putting him off. The Ogre and a group of blitzers pushed back the women. Speedy made a dash down the line only to be tripped up by one of the amazonians. The amazonians dived on the ball and even with the attempts from the linemen and Craig the Amazonians pushed through. Now that sounds not to bad but i have not told what happened just before. On the other side the amazonian with the chain saw cut through the humans taking out a couple of linemen.

In the second half only nine of the humans left standing but luckily the chainsaw was off the field. The fight continued for a while but even though there was no chainsaw. The ogre nicknamed Dumn Dez just stopped probably wondering if he was gonna regret that chicken curry that he had before the game. And without the ogre The blitzers could not hold the line and finally after a lot of hard fought defending the amazonians pushed through to score a second touchdown.

By now the team were down to 6 men but then the ogre clicked back after deciding that maybe he should have another curry after the game. Craig tapped him. "Dez forget the ball i want you to smash."

The rest of the game was a blood bath as amazonians fell but still with only six left the amazonians had the addvantage and as they pushed through the leader of the amazonians tripped over and fell on her face.
The whistle blew and the two teams trudged off. Dez went off for his curry and Craig went to his bunk and sobbed at the great loss wondering what will happen next time they face the mighty amazonians.