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navy confrence - Dark Wolf - 19-10-2011
in the colonels room the men chatted. "today we fought a nasty army of pirates". "pirates? we haven't seen them in atleast 50 years" replied the colonel. "there where stunning girls and if you didn't know that they were pirates you would have fell for there pritty sexy looks, while we were gazing at there mortal beauty some privateers snuck up on us on throwing a grenade and killing one of are crew mates. we shot at them and shot at them some more but for boats sake they would not fall. they were hurt but not down. they ran forward and i charged stabbing one in the shoulder but it still would not fall.obrien shot another blowing its hand of but it would not fall. finally they retreated but we were broken to as are rienforcments landed we felt cool until. the girl pirates started slapping them and with there high heals on stamping there feet when finally they stabbed them. frantically we turned round and shot at one and they hid behind a barrel. seconds later high heels where being thrown all over the place. and up they charged we fought and fought them and neather of us would yealed. when finally they went. they were not yealleding but had had enough. off onto are boat we went and away we sailed wondering about what gloomy things where going to happen."
"very good smithy thanyou for the info. captain ready my ships and troops."
"why sir?"
"we are going to war"...
RE: navy confrence - Dark Wolf - 01-11-2011
what do people think of this
RE: navy confrence - Noisysteve - 02-11-2011
It's good mate, all battle reports should end with a declaration of war!